. . . oh, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Like that? So do I. I got that walking around my office at 1am with my shoes off.

I was working late and my dogs started hurtin' me. At least they thought they weres. Especially the one on the outside — he was stepin' out of line, that one. So I took him aside. We had ourselves a little talk. Now he's the one's got somethin' to hurt about.

Actually, I walked into a counter.